One day a man walks into a bar and to his amazement, he finds a tiny person playing a tiny piano.
Stunned, the man asked the bartender where he got this amazing person. The bartender replied that inside the closet there is a genie that will grant him a single wish.
The man dashed into the closet and as the bartender said, there was a genie inside. Without hesitation, the man wished for a million bucks, but instead 1 million ducks instantly appeared.
Infuriated, the man stormed to the bartender and screamed, “I think your genie is hard of hearing! I asked for a million bucks but instead I got a million ducks.”
The bartender shook his head and replied, “You’re telling me… Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?”
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