This British bloke named Simon O’Kane listed his wife for sale under the Auto Parts and Accessories section of Ebay UK.
Here’s the description of the listing:
For sale one wife:
Not new has been used but still got some good miles left in her.
Reason for selling… I’ve had my fill and feel like there HAS to be someone out there that is deserving of her then me (oh dear god please let there be)
Body work and paint work still in decent shape and has some skills in the kitchen.
Often makes this noise that cannot be silenced unless you order brand new shiny parts of metal. Sometimes them skills in the kitchen result in you ending up in hospital.
All in all not a bad model for the year, I’m sure some lucky guy will get lots of use.
Offers welcome, may consider a Part exchange for a younger model.
*T&C’s – Once bought you can not return… EVER!
His wife was upset for two reasons:
- That she was listed for sale
- That her photo was not great (I can relate to this)
As Bugs Bunny used to say “That’s All Folks!”